Vindication? Or, That the Umbrella is Anti-Social
February 9, 2010
I’m continually harangued for my belief that umbrellas are both anti-social and dangerous…but this seems to prove my point perfectly.
Yes, you might argue that this is not representative of most Umbrellas. But I would say that in its exaggeration it reveals the true essential nature of an Umbrella as a retreat from humanity and its environs.
February 9, 2010 at 8:42 pm
what do you have to say about iPod headphones? i have a post brewing about just such a topic…
February 10, 2010 at 12:24 am
Umbrellas are extremely dangerous. The lack of peripheral vision caused by wearing a waterproof jacket hood has its pitfalls but your eyes remain intact. IPod headphones are just flat out uncomfortable.